PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sticks and stones may break my bones… “So who is taking the decisions?” “On what subject?” “Really! You live in the Land of the Pure and you ... Published 31 May, 2023 03:57am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Belief is extremely partisan concept “So who do you believe?” “I reckon belief is an extremely partisan concept - I don’t think the Khanzadehs... Published 30 May, 2023 03:37am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Beware the Ides of March’ “I am sad.” “Is it the 9 May…” “Nope but speaking of the month of May, Shakespeare warned of the ides of... Updated 27 May, 2023 07:16am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We all do what our conscience dictates? “Conscience is good and bad and…” “OK so not an animal thingy.” “Hey this is neither the time nor the... Published 26 May, 2023 06:48am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Murshed always trumps the guided “The Khan’s twitter account is increasingly in Urdu instead of English.” “Hmmm, that’s because reportedly... Published 25 May, 2023 06:27am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Crazy glue or super glue’ “The Khan can dump The Man with the Plane, he can dump The Man on whom he bestowed a senatorship against quite a... Published 24 May, 2023 05:57am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Offering arguments in favour of IK, NS, SS, NMN “I am not an apologist for The Khan but…” “Stop right there – my experience is whenever anyway distances... Published 23 May, 2023 06:14am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Khan has lost the battle “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone is an English proverb…” “Stop right there. The... Updated 20 May, 2023 06:26am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: There’s a need for dialogue now “Dialogue and not monologue is what is needed.” “Well both sides are engaged in monologues – and government... Published 19 May, 2023 06:17am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Political workers must not be tried under Army Act “I see the same pattern.” “What pattern? Disclaiming responsibility by a party head, and for good measure... Published 18 May, 2023 06:10am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Spiritual guidance is person specific “I always thought we are a nation that believes in getting a second opinion.” “My mother was diagnosed with... Published 17 May, 2023 06:22am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Einstein’s theory doesn’t explain the black hole “The theory of relativity is close to the hearts of the people of the Land of the Pure.” “Well I for one... Published 16 May, 2023 03:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A chocolate chip cookie reminds me of the Khan “Such bravado!” “Indeed, bravado outside and silence bordering on cowardice inside!” “Ha ha, that’s the... Updated 13 May, 2023 06:33am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sunak’s interesting take “Rishi Sunak, the accidental UK Prime Minister, stated that UK is carefully monitoring the situation in... Published 12 May, 2023 05:59am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A performance analysis of murshids “Why are you shaking your head? It’s not as if former heads of government have never been arrested.” “Yes... Published 11 May, 2023 05:54am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The unfortunate IK-army spat “So The Khan says he tried to nominate the army officer in he FIR who he suspected of being behind the attempt on... Published 10 May, 2023 06:03am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: It’s not what you say in this country that matters it’s who says it “Ooopsy daisy.” “There are too many ooopsy daisy moments in this country today so you will have to narrow it... Published 09 May, 2023 05:37am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The heart is where a lot of decisions are made “The Third Wife has sent a defamation notice to Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN).” “Uh oh.” “NMN eat your... Published 06 May, 2023 06:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Khan’s spiritual guide “The Khan has publicly acknowledged that his wife is his murshid, a spiritual guide…” “I don’t see why... Updated 05 May, 2023 07:12am
Opinion Partly Facetious: An elite capture without qualifications “Let’s say I am a bank manager and you are one of my biggest borrowers, you never implement structural changes... Published 04 May, 2023 04:26am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Consensus on election date in sight? “So what do you think? An agreement on elections will be forged?” “Well The Khan has done a two-one.” “I... Published 29 Apr, 2023 06:04am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Oonth ke mounmein zeera “Let the game begin.” “Excuse me?” “I said let the game begin.” “I had heard that expression in plural... Published 28 Apr, 2023 06:08am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Can’t see the forest for the trees? “We have taken the lead in the world on yet another matter.” “On refusing to learn any lesson from past flawed... Published 27 Apr, 2023 06:24am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We need to determine whether the pen is really sharp “Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) before her departure to Saudi Arabia used to say that elections will not be held... Published 20 Apr, 2023 06:30am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Gifts to the already gift-ridden?’ “I will take strong exception if they decide to use my tax rupees to fund their umrah’s and...” “That’s ... Published 18 Apr, 2023 06:21am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We don’t need more than four pillars “About that antique eight-seater bench of yours with the mother of all pearls inlaid…” “I told you mother of... Published 15 Apr, 2023 06:19am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sensitivities are running very high these days “I have an antique eight seater.” “Antique or modern I never heard of an eight seater.” “Right the usual ... Published 14 Apr, 2023 05:59am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: It’s Nawaz Sharif’s year? “The year of the tiger is over?” “That’s what The Khan may wish for but so far Shehbaz Sharif remains on the... Published 13 Apr, 2023 06:37am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Sharifs invited by Saudi royal family every Ramazan “So what’s new?” “The Khan needs another opening batsman cause Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) has gone off... Published 12 Apr, 2023 06:11am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Who’s better chess player? Shehbaz or NMN? “I reckon Shehbaz Sharif is a much better chess player than Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN).” “Not sure about... Published 11 Apr, 2023 03:44am