PARTLY FACETIOUS: Govt lawyers left the field open “The word that comes to mind is Wile E with respect to the court decision on the date of polls in Punjab and ... Published 03 Mar, 2023 06:12am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The difference between their ordeals “Timid as a mouse is all I can say.” “I don’t know about your encounters with mice but there is one big fat... Published 02 Mar, 2023 06:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: How has the Khan gained weight? “The case of the Two Tarars requires a revisit.” “The two Tarars? Reminds me of the two British comedians who... Published 01 Mar, 2023 06:21am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The culture of reinterpreting words “Mummyyyyyyyyyy.” “You OK? I mean whenever I am not well or in a deep doo-doo I think of my mummy…” “Oye... Published 28 Feb, 2023 06:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Khan was always a great bowler “The Khan abuses and Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) lobs the ball right back with a few additional stones thinly... Published 25 Feb, 2023 06:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: What’s actually behind NAB chairman’s resignation? “I blame the stakeholders for the resignation of the Chairman National Accountability Bureau.” “Hey to urge... Published 24 Feb, 2023 06:00am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Pervaiz Elahi to be president of PTI! “This is highly irregular.” “What? To invoke Section 144 on the one hand while announcing a decision not to... Published 23 Feb, 2023 05:52am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: What gives rise to enigmas? “That was very funny.” “The Khan’s trek towards the Lahore High Court which without traffic should have ... Published 22 Feb, 2023 03:30am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The audios are absolutely illegal “I think we have to take credit where its due.” “Well the reign of Shahbaz Sharif and company began on 29... Published 21 Feb, 2023 05:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Dar doesn’t like qualified economists “Ishaq Dar says that he has to fix the economy that was mishandled by the inexperienced Khan administration.”... Published 17 Feb, 2023 06:00am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Khan confusing his listeners? “So who is the baddie?” “Where are we? In kindergarten? Baddie indeed!” “Well I just want to know who is... Updated 16 Feb, 2023 06:38am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: SS is an interim measure, so to speak “Nepotism at its very worst…” “It should not concern you – Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) can leave PML-N... Published 15 Feb, 2023 06:27am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: IK lifetime leader of PTI “Can you define exports and imports for me?” “Be respectful – The Khan is the undisputed life time leader of... Published 14 Feb, 2023 05:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Our people are innovative “No one here but us chickens.” “What?” “The economic gurus were silent and got a civil servant to inform... Published 11 Feb, 2023 05:57am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sheikh’s faith in IK’s unflinching honesty “So which important personality visited The Sheikh in jail asking him to denounce The Khan?” “Well I am ... Published 10 Feb, 2023 03:56am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: His empire is too limited “It has piqued my interest too.” “What? That Ishaq Dar was allowed to expand his empire by inducting four new... Published 09 Feb, 2023 06:02am
Opinion Partly Facetious: Michael Jackson’s dark side “Blame it on the boogie.” “Excuse me?” “A great musician and dancer Michael Jackson sang a song titled... Published 08 Feb, 2023 07:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: NMN gives training to no one “Has there been a change in The Trainer?” “Hey I no longer have the funds to hire a personal trainer, and I am... Published 07 Feb, 2023 06:07am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We have several varieties of curry “What is the first sentiment that comes to mind when you think Pakistan?” “That’s a strange question, I ... Updated 04 Feb, 2023 07:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Khan’s green ring is back on his right finger “I call it the Great Return.” “Well NMN says she is not hungry for party appointments and it’s about love of... Published 03 Feb, 2023 06:17am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The punchline in my favourite advertisement “It’s all about optics.” “I disagree.” “How come? Haven’t you heard that a picture is worth a thousand... Updated 02 Feb, 2023 06:36am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Man Who Shall Remain Nameless “So what is the next folly under consideration?” “Folly as in a garden building or structure designed to... Published 01 Feb, 2023 05:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: What’s the most dangerous job in Pakistan? “The First Daughter Hath Spoken.” “Indeed after silence of around four months…” “But the silence did not... Updated 31 Jan, 2023 06:35am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: One of Shakespeare’s great lines “So where is Dar sahib?” “Let the poor guy be.” “Why? I have it on good authority that he talks to Nawaz... Published 28 Jan, 2023 06:20am
Opinion Partly Facetious: What’s a U-turn? “The world is round right?” “Duh.” “Yes it’s a cliché but bear with me. I want to make a point!” “Be careful, point... Published 27 Jan, 2023 06:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The word ‘munshi’ “I heard Fawad Chaudhary was arrested yesterday, early morning, and I haven’t seen the First Information Report... Published 26 Jan, 2023 05:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The difference between letter and spirit “I have decided to vote for The Khan.” “You have repeatedly told me you are a swing voter but what made you... Published 25 Jan, 2023 06:25am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Our ‘Ben Affleck’ “So what happened during the weekend?” “Prices rose even higher and…and… I had to cut down further on my... Published 24 Jan, 2023 06:06am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maryammania is not catching on “The Khan has the energy level of a.…a…a…” “A sloth, the world’s slowest animal or a border collie... Published 21 Jan, 2023 06:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Daronomics and Maryamania “So whose narrative is right do you think?” “Narrative as for a campaign or narrative as in within the... Published 20 Jan, 2023 06:59am
Attachment of bank accounts of taxpayers: FBR orders sales tax/FED recovery only after approval by field committees
Attachment of bank accounts of taxpayers: FBR orders sales tax/FED recovery only after approval by field committees