PARTLY FACETIOUS: Black sheep in English means someone who has done something bad… “What’s the difference between a black goat and a black bumblebee?” “For your information, there are black... Published 01 Jun, 2024 06:59am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maneka’s claim “I hear Greedy for Portfolios Samdhi (GPS) has his heart set on it.” “He ain’t getting the Finance Ministry... Published 31 May, 2024 06:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘She should fire her tailor’ “So tell me why was the notification for a countrywide holiday on 28 May so late in the coming. I mean, it was well... Updated 30 May, 2024 06:51am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Countrywide tree-plantation is a must “We are resilient.” “Indeed, with record high temperatures in the country….” “Well, it’s damned if the government... Published 29 May, 2024 06:05am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We have achieved stability? “So a grand state owned entity (SOE) sale is on the cards.” “Indeed and this means incoming dollars,... Published 25 May, 2024 06:33am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Raoof Hassan has done a Third Wife’ “It’s not as if I don’t have much sympathy for Raoof Hassan after his attack.” “He suffered, I wouldn’t... Published 24 May, 2024 05:49am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: What actually constitutes defamation? “So explain the Punjab defamation bill to me.” “An aggrieved person can go to the one-man tribunal, appointed by the... Updated 23 May, 2024 05:43am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Nawaz Sharif needs companionship “The Greedy for Portfolios Samdhi (GPS) is in Kazakhstan to attend the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation ... Published 22 May, 2024 05:54am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘A non-Muslim can come up with a wise proverb’ “Gautama Buddha is credited with a wise saying, do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate... Published 21 May, 2024 03:39am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The King is alive and will remain alive and… “So now what?” “Now no amendment to the constitution is possible as the court has suspended the distribution of... Updated 18 May, 2024 06:16am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Who’s Tom Taraba? “I heard our GPS called Tom Taraba.” “Remind me who GPS is and who in the world is Tom Taraba?” “GPS is ... Published 17 May, 2024 05:50am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘It’s never what you say, but in which language you say that is important’ “So all hail to the gods of legality.” “Excuse me!” “I was referring to the recurring nightmare of the... Published 16 May, 2024 06:28am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Patience is wearing thin!’ “Indeed and I define patience as the ability to count down before losing one’s cool and the people of Azad Jammu... Published 15 May, 2024 05:47am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Samdhi who is so very greedy for hats “I am a firm believer that only one hat must ever be worn!” “Hmmm that’s a sheer waste – what about the other hats... Published 14 May, 2024 05:18am
Opinion Partly Facetious: Maryam far better than Buzdar? “So is power talking to power?” “Will you give a break to Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN). She is better than... Published 11 May, 2024 06:22am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maryam has shown her mettle “I haven’t seen the apple of Nawaz Sharif’s eye for quite a few days now!” “You mean Notification Maryam... Published 10 May, 2024 04:17am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maryam should give motorbikes to her own daughters “What do you think of Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) issuing a notification to provide free motorbikes to girls,... Published 09 May, 2024 03:11am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Orange a colour that really doesn’t suit women in Punjab “I can’t understand this obsession with colours.” “Well, some colours suit one skin type and doesn’t... Published 08 May, 2024 06:43am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Dar the SSP “What do you think of the performance of the Samdhi in Search of Portfolios (SSP)?” “Brings to mind a rather... Published 07 May, 2024 06:05am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The best way forward is to show the rattler that you are not rattled “Social media attacks can rattle anyone.” “Indeed, but isn’t it important not to let the rattler know that you are... Published 04 May, 2024 05:48am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Ishaq Dar’s affidavit was the longest “I reckon Nawaz Sharif was stopped because he was going to surpass Julius Caesar.” “Are you out of your mind! Caesar... Published 03 May, 2024 06:29am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maryam a trailbrazer “You Know Notification Maryam Nawaz (NMN) is a trailblazer.” “Right she was the very first who was labelled as... Published 02 May, 2024 04:58am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: All legal pledges to Nawaz have been honoured “Greed is a sin.” “And if greed is fed through corruption, then…” “Right, but that’s greed for asset... Published 30 Apr, 2024 03:43am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Maryam looked a lot better in police uniform than in her usual clothes “What’s with our Brothers Karamazov?” “Excuse me?” “It’s a novel by Dostoevsky. The father ... Published 27 Apr, 2024 05:03am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Our stakeholders do not have a history of poisoning the unseated… “Seriously, do you really think that The Third Wife’s allegations of slow poisoning is a political ploy by The... Published 26 Apr, 2024 04:15am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The journey from the cup to the lip is a bit longer than we thought “So perception as opposed to on the ground reality.” “I am not sure what you are referring to but the charge... Published 25 Apr, 2024 03:05am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Pakistan has a trade surplus with US “So what’s up?” “The US has warned against trade pacts with Iran…” “Indeed, and Pakistan has a trade... Published 24 Apr, 2024 03:50am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘You say tomato the Donald Lu way and I say tomaaato the Sunak way’ “I tell you we are the trailblazers.” “We as in?” “This country. Let me clarify: what is the likelihood... Published 23 Apr, 2024 03:41am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Aseefa did a Zardari rather than a Bhutto “Israel has retaliated….” “As expected, but there are no reports of casualties and no report of any damage... Published 20 Apr, 2024 04:18am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The letter ‘B’ “I want the letter B expunged from the English alphabet.” “Are you crazy! There are so many keywords that... Published 19 Apr, 2024 05:07am