“I am confused.”
“The world is evolving – a new world order is taking shape but is not yet a ground reality so….”
“That I understand, a projected definitional change of a new world order is on the cards but not quite a ground reality.”
“Like claims that Pakistan’s economy has stabilized and is on the road to growth?”
“It’s un-Islamic to abandon hope. Anyway my confusion stems from our media pundits referring to the possible exit of our current batch of leaders as they are not focusing on politics.”
“Politics defined as fielding their questions?”
“Yep and not being able to covey to the general public that their narrative is better than that of the Man Who Must Remain Nameless, Faceless and Voiceless.”
“Whoops that’s a contradiction in terms — The Voiceless for over six months has a narrative that surpasses….”
“Right, but you know when something goes wrong, and we sacrifice a black goat …..”
“The Third Wife was sacrificing a goat a day to keep….”
“How did that work out?”
“Don’t be facetious anyway I reckon the sacrifice has to be the dismissal of our Karoline Leavitt.”
“On the same grounds?”
“Don’t be facetious, On grounds of lack of performance and….and wait; he can be given the portfolio of special advisor with the status of a full federal minister….”
“Right so who will replace our Leavitt?”
“I reckon Maryam Aurangzeb….”
“Shut up. That ain’t happening – the name Maryam is….is….”
“Has the same magic power associated with the letter AIN of the Arabic alphabet by The Third Wife of the Man Who Must Remain….”
“That’s effective politicking for you.”
“Agreed, pundits eat your heart out!”
Copyright Business Recorder, 2026
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