PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Buoyancy’ in focus Published 04 Jul, 2026 02:29am “Buoyancy is extremely important.” “I can’t swim, so for me….” “Hey I wasn’t referring to buoyancy as applicable to...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Has-been and has-beens Published 03 Jul, 2026 05:13am “What does; one has-been, say to; another has-been?” “How dare you call me a has-been. I am still an active member...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘The Shawshank Redemption’? Published 02 Jul, 2026 05:45am “There was an escape from Adiala jail…” “Don’t go there.” “Why not? It’s a maximum security prison and….” “I warn...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Western public increasingly turning against Israel Published 30 Jun, 2026 05:08am “Ah woe is me.” “That’s a Shakespearean quote though I haven’t heard anyone quote it.” “Which quote have you heard?”...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Our Marco Rubio is Ishaq Dar Published 24 Jun, 2026 05:52am “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” “Indeed so here is a restraining order.” “Don’t be facetious.” “OK how about...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Trump following our example in some instances Published 23 Jun, 2026 05:27am “So who is following whom?” “Well I am not sure, you could call it following but our high level team played a...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Interior Minister wants the Foreign Ministry now? Published 19 Jun, 2026 05:50am “All hail President Trump.” “He is getting majorly trashed by the Israelis and the powerful and very rich Zionist...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: It’s the thought that counts Published 18 Jun, 2026 05:37am “It’s not generic therefore you cannot make a generic statement about it.” “Hey a gift must be appreciated. Haven’t...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Are we going to make a party of the Geneva event? Published 17 Jun, 2026 05:36am “I am giving a party tomorrow.” “I hope I am invited!” “Well yes you are, the party is at your house so I guess you...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Global media referring to PM’s tweet Published 16 Jun, 2026 04:12am “Some families have it in their blood.” “What? A disease?” “You need to start seeing the glass as half full. I mean...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘To err is human and to forgive divine’ Published 13 Jun, 2026 06:17am “The body language was….was….one of intense anger.” “Trump called off the attack on Iran, so I would guess that his...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: The losers, the winners, and the sidelined… Published 12 Jun, 2026 06:08am “Geography is very important.” “Hmmmm.” “Well it is you know.” “Our leaders have always said we are geographically...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: What happened to the Board of Peace? Published 11 Jun, 2026 05:46am “There is no such thing as a news blackout anymore.” “I hope you are not referring to….” “I am referring to news...
Partly Facetious: The budget controversy Published 10 Jun, 2026 05:53am “I don’t understand why the budget controversy.” “Why not? Muhammad Aurengzeb failed to get anybody on board and the...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: The attack and the counter-attack Published 09 Jun, 2026 04:58am “It was an interesting development to say the least.” “I think the development merits, shall we say, the use of the...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: A tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury Published 06 Jun, 2026 06:09am “Ooopsy daisy.” “What happened?” “Did you hear of talks on consolidation of the four provincial police service into...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Samdhi ji still angry at being kicked out of the PM’s House Published 05 Jun, 2026 06:20am “Haven’t seen the HA for a while.” “HA as in, wait let me guess — Heave-to Albania?” “Excuse me?” “Albania is a...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Has the ‘third party’ been taken on board? Published 04 Jun, 2026 05:22am “Why in the world did you kick the poor guy out?” “I assume the poor guy you are referring to is Nawaz Sharif, now...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Kallas has also angered our Chinese friends Published 02 Jun, 2026 04:58am “I reckon we are now the negotiators par excellence.” “Yes we remain the main go-between with respect to US and...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: The ‘first son-in-law syndrome’ Published 30 May, 2026 05:48am “We are global trailblazers.” “I reckon President Trump and Family have taken many of our trailblazing actions a...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: I have yet to hear Trump praise our Interior Minister by name Published 23 May, 2026 05:43am “Constructive talks as opposed to destructive talks were held.” “Yeah I heard. But then I ask you our economic team...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: We hate paying taxes for whatever reason Published 22 May, 2026 06:05am “Bulls hold sway or so I heard.” “Bulls are territorial in nature and….ooops were you referring to our federal...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Aesop’s cry wolf parable Published 21 May, 2026 05:01am “I have developed a healthy disrespect for markets.” “That sounds such an inane comment. You can disrespect an...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: President Trump deserves commendation? Published 15 May, 2026 06:03am “A delegation for a foreign visit is carefully selected….” “I know, indeed they are.” “So where was the favourite...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: What should or could Starmer learn from us? Published 14 May, 2026 05:59am “Starmer needs to learn from us Pakistanis instead of blindly supporting Israeli values ….” “I disagree — he is...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Starmer trying to introduce a new democracy principle Published 13 May, 2026 06:01am “There is a new democracy principle.” “If you are referring to the Land of the Pure let me just tell you that we...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Trump’s son-in-law is the one calling the shots Published 12 May, 2026 06:01am “The principle is the same, the culture is different.” “I get it and so the manifestation is different. But both...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Duchessa is a perfume launched about six years ago Published 09 May, 2026 05:51am “So The Third Wife of the Man Who Must Remain Nameless and Faceless was…” “Correction: I thought we agreed to refer...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: Just deserts or just deserves? Published 08 May, 2026 06:08am “So what is the difference between a mediator and a negotiator?” “Same meaning my friend same meaning.” “I don’t...
PARTLY FACETIOUS: How about getting bilaterals and multilaterals to clear our debt? Published 07 May, 2026 02:13am “Supranational bodies would do well to learn from us.” “I know we are signatories to a lot of international...