“We need a policeman of the world.”
“That would be the US.”
“That was the case a decade ago. The US has taken the role of Conqueror of the World.”
“Like William the Conqueror?”
“William the Conqueror’s ambitions were within his region.”
“If I recall correctly the Tower of London where beheadings used to take place…”
“YES the US allows beheadings, OK not exactly beheadings but death but if there was a Tower of London in the US President Trump would have made good use of it – there is Comey, there is Obama, there is Crooked Hillary, then there is…”
“Given that the Trump is into a lot of construction these days, look at the big beautiful ballroom, why doesn’t he build a Tower of London and put it to good use.”
“That’s not a bad idea, why don’t we take a leaf from President Trump’s book and build our own Tower.”
“And call it what? I guess the safest name is … Tower.”
“Don’t be facetious, anyway it’s a bad idea – we use our justice system and that works for us because we can resurrect the reputations….”
“That’s true anyway why I labelled US as the Conqueror of the World because the US is an equal opportunity conqueror, not limited to any one region – Venezuela is South America as is Cuba which may be under attack soon, then there is Greenland which is in Europe, Iran of course is ongoing….”
“Then there is Taiwan….”
“Yes and Canada may volunteer to become the fifty-first US state.”
“There is that, what about the UK? King Charles visit has been hailed by all including President Trump and….”
“President Trump is reportedly revisiting the previous US neutrality in the Falklands over which the UK claims sovereignty!”
“Serves those dratted Brits right – they refused to help the US in the Iran war so…”
“Didn’t they allow the US to use their bases in the UK for onward flights to….”
“Hey it’s the principal of the thing, Starmer publicly refused to…”
“Agreed.”
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