Partly Facetious: No heads rolled

ARTICLE: "Shibli Faraz, a gentleman, says..."

"Excuse me but politics is not a gentleman's game, cricket now..."

"I recall The Khan saying before, that a Prime Minister has no business being the patron in chief of cricket or hockey...."

"I see another u-turn."

"But you know he is probably the most qualified to run the cricket board but sadly our team performed so poorly...."

"No heads rolled....doesn't that remind you of Nawaz Sharif refusing to end the rein of The Man Who Shall Remain Nameless as chair of the cricket board?"

"Once you are up there your decisions take on a level of sanctity that cannot be challenged by anyone but the sitting on the sidelines opposition."

"Right anyway Shibli Faraz, a gentleman...."

"And need I add he is the third during the two year tenure and there is a line of hopefuls for that position...."

"Ha ha indeed but he is used to it by now - everyone thinks he or she is more of an eye candy then the others but what I find baffling is the Minister for Human Rights taking second fiddle to the likes of Murad Saeed in matters relating to the rape...."

"Right even the Speaker asked Murad Saeed to provide the background for the heinous crime and..."

"He is the federal minister for communications and his specialty is he communicates..."

"Don't be facetious anyway going back to Shibli Faraz, a gentleman, and please don't interrupt again, anyway he said that Nawaz Sharif and his ilk come to Pakistan to rule and once their rule has ended they go abroad."

"And how many of his own cabinet colleagues do precisely that?! There is Hafeez Sheikh for one, then there is a mile long line of special assistants with the status of a federal minister who have dual nationality, then there is..."

"Hey haven't you learned anything yet! All statements are person specific, you do not I repeat do not draw any generalities..."

"I stand corrected."

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