Partly Facetious : Identifying the Punjab conspirators

"The Khan says he knows who is behind the conspiracy in Punjab.'"

"It cannot be just one man or woman - there were at least 20 disgruntled Pakistan Tehrik-i-Insaaf members of the provincial assembly as well as the aggrieved Pakistan Muslim League Q and...."

"Hey those of our politicians who operate like tourists, going from one party to another, fall like dominoes once another destination appears more attractive......."

"Fall?"

"I mean they abandon one party for another at a moment's notice when another destination is made more attractive. It's like succumbing to the Coronavirus..."

"Don't be facetious anyway being on the same page is important which means however disgruntled or aggrieved politicians who operate like tourists maybe their opposition is limited to getting a better deal and not, I repeat not, to topple the government. In other words if anyone reckons that the page is made out of papyrus and cracks have begun to appear in just 17 months they are out of their mind."

"Granted that papyrus is thick writing material used by the ancients but you know right now the focus of the government is on encouraging growth and industry and so papyrus is being diverted to making mats and sandals and.."

"Oh stop it, there are no cracks and The Khan knows all and all those who don't follow party discipline stand dismissed and they may as well forget getting any appointment with their leader and..."

"You mean that's why he never bothered to meet the Chaudharys of Gujarat when he visited Lahore?"

"You are really bad and I know of no Chaudhary parleys with the Sharifs and stop it right now."

"But seriously how does The Khan know all."

"He is privy to intelligence reports and..."

"The intelligence community of other countries sometimes does not have the correct information, sometimes deliberately misleads their chief executive and..."

"That's not the case here besides that's not The Khan's only source of information, he has spiritual guidance as well....who are you calling?"

"The FIA, FBR and...."

"I was just joking."