“The French President Macron after more than four days of unrest, that began as student unrest and quickly escalated to others unhappy with his policies, called an emergency meeting and….”
“Yeah why don’t we lend the services of our Interior Minister….”
“Do the French have enough containers – I mean protests have spread to 40 French cities and…and do the French have rangers or equivalent?”
“Yep they have the national guard used for policing and as reservists for the army.”
“Hmmm I heard one child lost his hand and another one eye due to police heavy handedness and tear gas was used.”
“Did the relevant minister warn the French protesters that in case of any accident the fault would lie with the protesters!”
“Right they really need to get their act together and we can send our Interior Minister on deputation. I remember distinctly his warning to the Long marchers that if there is a death it will be on them.”
“Hmmm but any way I don’t think police heavy handedness activated Macron to call the emergency meeting.”
“I know because he finally came up with a solution – that the billions of Euros he was pouring into Zelensky’s Ukraine would be diverted to French schools – and this is in spite of the evidence of massive corruption tin Ukraine as well as the fact that Ukraine is losing the war so it’s akin to throwing good French taxpayers’ money into bad…”
“Well he didn’t replace the luxury jet in use by the President.…”
“Anyway he called the meeting because President Trump on his Truth Social wrote that “What’s happening in France is nothing less than out of control mass migration. This isn’t about schools this is about Islam wanting to take over a once great Country!”
“Yep European leaders act whenever they are subjected to criticism from President Trump.”
“Which is frequent.”
“Yes anyway so you reckon the decision by the Iranian Foreign Ministry to summon the French Ambassador and lodge a complaint against violent treatment and extensive and flagrant human rights violations during the demonstration….”
“And the French government not to be outdone summoned the Iranian Ambassador claiming that the false content disseminated by Iranian official accounts was unacceptable as was the summoning of the French Ambassador…”
“We do it, you shut up, you do it we can censure you.”
“Or ask the protesters….”
“That’s the matter for the Education Minister or the Interior Minister – slapping Iran on the wrist is the job of the Foreign Minister.”
“See that is why we give more than one hat to one person!”
Copyright Business Recorder, 2026
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