“I know someone who has the ear of President Trump…”
“If you are going where I think you are going…”
“I can bet you a million dollars that you cannot imagine what I am thinking.”
“For your information with the virtual collapse of the petro dollars…”
“Just shut up I just wanted to ask President Trump to put a regime change request, after he has exhausted his rather exhaustive list.”
“Excuse me, but we have never, and I repeat never, in our seventy plus year history, ever had any problems with changing the regime and…oh did you mean that we can provide expertise in…”
“Don’t be facetious. Anyway I never even thought of that. When I said regime change I was referring to another regime change.”
“If you meant UK Prime Minister Starmer then just wait him out – he has till May I reckon…”
“I was so surprised – the UK, known as a naval power, has no warship to send to its sovereign territory in Cyprus – the Akriti base.”
“Iran has disclaimed responsibility for drone strikes there – says its false flag implying Israel perhaps which does have a history…”
“Macron has sent a ship claiming that it is for protection of the naval base in Cyprus – which incidentally is not a NATO country, why are you laughing?”
“The French will protect from a drone with no ownership but to protect Greenland he sent 15 soldiers.”
“Hey 15 French soldiers can take on the US military might!”
“Don’t be facetious anyway when I said I will request President Trump to add one more to the regime change list I was referring to the European Commission bureaucrats – notably Ursula von der Leyen and the foreign affairs chief Kallas.”
“Why would Trump do that? These two are glad vassals of the US, have destroyed the European economy and…”
“And Marco Rubio has yet to give time to Kallas.”
“You know I heard that Modi has requested Russia for oil, but the Russians have said that by going to Israel and not supporting a BRICS member country, Iran, Modi is no longer going to receive discounted oil but at a premium price.”
“Well our Foreign Minister condemned the attack on Iran and that was an extremely wise decision. Why can’t we get oil from Russia?”
“Shut up.”
“But…but…”
“No buts my friend – you can’t refer to him as foreign minister, that is deputy prime minister for you and all.”
“Right sorry it was an inadvertent mistake.”
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