Partly Facetious: Meghan is a typical daughter-in-law

"I sometimes wonder if Maryam Nawaz is a Meghan Markle instead of Ivanka."

"I don't get you, both women are famous, and they are famous because of their male relatives..."

"Hey I used to watch Suits and Meghan played a character in that famous television..."

"Right, but she wasn't ever a...a, shall we say, Nicole Kidman or Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston or..."

"White women all three, you are such a racist and that baffles me because when you go to the Whitelands you could be a victim of racism and..."

"Ha ha, I had heard of Badlands but never Whitelands...yes I have been a victim but see Meghan is a typical daughter in law and that to me transcends all cultures - how many daughters in laws in this world actually like their husband's family members particularly their mothers and..."

"Hey, Princess Diana is not in the equation, and don't forget Meghan was given away not by her own dad but by her husband's dad..."

"I get that, but see the entire country rallied behind their Prince and blame her for everything, and so my comment was not a racist one but more a relationship one."

"Oh, and Ivanka is the reverse of Meghan - Meghan married a man referred to as the Spare and after Prince William's children were born he isn't even a spare while Ivanka is no spare and is the queen of the castle though she had to change her religion to marry the guy..."

"I thought the queen was Melania?"

"OK, Princess Ivanka then. Maryam alternates between an Ivanka and Meghan - I mean she is daddy's daughter, just like Maryam, though Ivanka's inheritance is not in question while Meghan Markle and her husband have given up the husband's inheritance. Maryam's asset inheritance is not in question but her political inheritance is and..."

"I get it. You make it sound so bad - you reckon Maryam will succeed in getting her political inheritance?"

"Wait and see - it would depend on what acting roles she is offered now - as the princess, the goody two-shoes, or as the bad witch who got the Prince away from his family..."

"Hmmm, I heard Maryam's brothers have challenged her political decisions, you know taking daddy away from Kulsoom Nawaz when she needed her family the most and which would not have been considered inappropriate by the PML-N supporters and..."

"So a bit of Meghan and Ivanka when daddy is away and when he is around then totally Ivanka?"

"Yes."