PARTLY FACETIOUS: Interior Minister wants the Foreign Ministry now?

“All hail President Trump.”

“He is getting majorly trashed by the Israelis and the powerful and very rich Zionist lobby in the US – people whose money he needs for his chosen candidates in the mid-term elections and…”

“Right if he loses, he will be impeached. I know but a rising percentage of Americans do not support Israeli actions and perhaps money may not be the deciding factor though yes I do recall Massie lost but did you hear Crooked Hillary say that Netanyahu wanted Obama to launch strikes against Iran and this after she constantly supported Israeli genocide….”

“Well as they say the rats are the first to leave the sinking ship but going back to Trump’s signing of the MoU to me that signifies that he took on the deep state – represented by neocons unwavering support for all Israeli actions, genocide, killing babies, bombing neighbouring countries that have no air force which in my book is a war crime, taking over land….”

“Hamm and what is baffling is that they are holding up Obama’s JCPOA as being a better deal than the Trumpian deal – I ask you if that is indeed the case. You keep a country that has a fatwa in place against developing a nuclear bomb for decades, a country that fought Saddam Hussein’s Iraq at US instigation using chemical weapons and Iran never reciprocated, sanctioning Iran till Kingdom come for no reason other than what happened during the revolution when the corrupt and murderous Shah was deposed, a man that was propped up by the US after Mosaddaq, an elected Iranian prime minister was deposed….”

“Right, right so you think this a good political move on the part of Trump as well as a moral move – the right thing to do.”

“Yes I do wholeheartedly.”

“So now what?”

“Israel now needs to strengthen its foreign office and send all those serving as diplomats to go on a refresher course where they learn diplomacy.”

“Right I agree but do you think we can offer to help with the task?”

“Oooops.”

“What I heard that our Interior Minister wants the Foreign Ministry now and…”

“That would upset the apple cart.”

“Not just the apple cart, that is a dated proverb, I reckon it would over-turn all the containers that we have arrayed throughout the country.”

“Wow that would mean 10000 containers at least, of, and I would like a clarification: do you mean containers stashed to block the roads or those carrying items for trade?”

“Don’t be facetious.”

“But the Deputy Prime Minister….”

“If not foreign ministry he wants finance.”

“Dear Lord, we thank you for our daily bread and…”

“Wait and see, but that’s how the cookie is crumbling I hear.”

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