“So the top diplomat of the European Union (EU) thought it advisable to ask us to show tangible progress on human rights.”
“Don’t mind her, she gave the same lecture in China, and they put her on a bus showed her and her boss Ursula von der Leyen Beijing and the next day the bus took them to the airport.”
“A bus is violative of protocol….”
“Two observations: remember what our wise Prime Minister once said: beggars can’t be choosers. And second the defeated Hungarian Orban could not get access to EU funds, but the new man in has got them — so much for democracy, and there is some veiled or shall we say not so veiled intervention in Georgia and Armenia and….”
“Hey size matters doesn’t it!? The EU is expanding…”
“All around Russia and the Ukraine example surely should be a lesson learned.”
“Well apparently not. By the way did our leadership question EU support for human rights violations in Israel?”
“We are a friendly people, we believe in diplomacy and….”
“I thought she was EU’s top diplomat.”
“Our top diplomat is Ishaq Dar and…..”
“Wait, wait, wait – are you distinguishing between an appointment and the actual power behind…”
“Behind that appointment was Nawaz Sharif….”
“The same guy who sought permission before going to Azad Jammu Kashmir to canvass for his party?”
“Yep the same guy, anyway is Dar the actual top diplomat or is he the frontman….”
“Please be respectful, you know, and I know that he holds a much higher portfolio — that of the Deputy Prime Minister and there is only one man in this country who can beat that.”
“Ah the man who is in the twin city….”
“Stop it right now.”
“Oh I get it, the man who The Rana said could have become the prime minister had he wanted to?”
“You are being facetious at your own cost.”
“I apologize profusely anyway did you hear the US conspiracy theorists are saying that Dar sahib met with Rubio to tell him that Iran has got hold of some nuclear weapon from somewhere – and they will demonstrate, not attack, demonstrate those….”
“Ah so that explains why President Trump reportedly yelled at Netanyahu to stop killing Lebanese and Gazans and West Bank Palestinians, as per Axios the news source that is impeccable where the President is concerned.”
“For your information that’s not human rights violations by Israel as far as US and EU and……”
“Did our prime Minister advise the EU diplomat to reset foreign policy – right now they are at odds with all three of the global superpowers – Russia they hate, China they challenge on human rights and then there is the US that denigrates them at every fora….”
“Who said life is easy!”
Copyright Business Recorder, 2026
Comments