"Yaaay!"
"Agreed; The Khan's visit to the US was a success."
"As was the visit of the high-powered accompanying team; I mean we had the Chief of Army Staff and the Chief of ISI and..."
"Indeed, and for your information, this was not the first time that our army high ups attended high level meetings with the USA and in the US."
"Sounds like the definition of democracy, of the people, by the people and for the people."
"I know you are being facetious; but in our relations with the US, it is for the people of Pakistan because of grant assistance, not loans but grant assistance, it is by the people though Trump is hardly representative of the bulk of the American people..."
"Hey, leadership of any country is a tad above the norm, you know that. I mean listen to Maryam Nawaz and you would get the idea!"
"Don't be facetious - I reckon she has lost interest in her drive to take out jalsas because the channels are no longer airing her shenanigans..."
"Shenanigans?"
"Putting her daddy's face on her kameez is so tacky - I mean that's something I would have thought of while I was in kindergarten..."
"She is the alternate face of the PML-N - alternate to her Uncle Bob and..."
"Hey it's Uncle Shahbaz, not Bob."
"Uncle Bob because he ain't no Uncle Sam to her at least."
"These are serious matters anyway I was so happy to see The Khan and The Trump get along well and the only reason that was possible was, to my mind, was because The Khan has not completely forgotten his playboy days - that was one commonality..."
"Joking aside a good trip I say!"