"Besides the elected are all courtesy The Khan and the non-elected in key positions are also courtesy The Khan."
"Well, Fawad Chaudhry doesn't agree which is why he wasn't a member of the Pakistani large entourage that went to attend the OIC summit in Saudi Arabia."
"Why in the world did The Khan take The Buzz to an OIC summit, I mean for Pete's sake that is what Nawaz Sharif used to do and..."
"Two things, first the plane was going there anyway and so these guys got a lift as it were, but I hope they paid for the hotel themselves, and second, The Buzz had to beg forgiveness for supporting the BBB..."
"Where does Bilawal Bhutto..."
"Nope, it stands for Buzdar Benefit Bill that would have given a free house to him and his heirs for perpetuity in Lahore - he is probably the only chief minister Punjab has had or will ever have who doesn't own a house in Lahore and the house was to be at the Punjabi taxpayers' expense and then a pension..."
"OK, I saw Murad Saeed there as well..."
"His voice was hoarse from attending that dratted National Assembly and he needed to pray for his powerful voice to return so that he would be ready during the budget session to hurl abuse at the corrupt and the..."
"Speaking of the corrupt Maryam Nawaz complained of The Khan's small mindedness in not letting her and her grandmother visit Nawaz Sharif in jail on Eid day..."
"Could someone explain something basic to Maryam Nawaz: you cannot abuse someone daily and then expect him or her to give alms and a visit to someone in jail when it is not allowed by the jail rules is alms of sorts..."
"Don't be facetious; anyway my question is did The Khan take off his shoes when he landed in Saudi Arabia?"
"The Third Wife was with him so I guess he must have."
"I don't know. The official media just showed his upper torso."
"I reckon he didn't take off his shoes, which is why The Third Wife donned black instead of white."
"Don't be facetious."