"I want to make a movie titled The Resurrection?"
"It would never pass our censor board - as Muslims we don't believe..."
"Hey why do you take every word so very literally? That's a mark of a... a... a."
"I would have you know that some words are a no-no in Pakistan and resurrection is, we don't believe in rebirth?"
"Let me clarify. My movie that is still in the writing stage would focus on the resurrection of many a bureaucrat's career...."
"Post retirement or during active service when one administration transfers a bureaucrat to the boondocks and the next reinstates the same guy in a prominent position, reminiscent of the Phoenix, the legendary bird, that had the capacity to regenerate itself..."
"Ha ha, so you reckon once The Khan leaves government the Pakpattan DPO and the former IG Islamabad would do a Phoenix."
"Indeed though you have not focused on the retired who resurrect themselves..."
"Right as and when their true leader, which incidentally is never the public, wins elections or succeeds in installing his/her government..."
"Hey, here I would like to state my reservations at what BBZ said..."
"It's BBQ."
"Don't be facetious, you know I meant Bialwal Bhutto Zardari who has indicated a desire to meet with Maryam Nawaz and I reckon this is to drive a wedge between the Brothers' Sharif as the PPP leadership may think that Maryam's political career may be resurrected by this but we all know that Maryam's political career remains linked to whatever her dad decides..."
"How about a new policy in a new Pakistan: no oldies are goldies must be the rule, let the retired rest in peace..."
"How unrealistic... it's the oldies who make the rules my friend."