"I was away from the country during the Sahiwal tragedy but was absolutely flabbergasted at the....the..."
"Government reaction?"
"In this country we do not hold the government responsible; instead we blame one individual, usually the head of the pack and if I recall pre-prime ministerial days of Imran Khan, the former fiery man...."
"I notice you do not use the more usual full term - fiery young man."
"My intent is not to anger The Khan, I voted for him, besides who amongst us likes to be made aware of our age though I agree with age comes wisdom and..."
"The Khan doesn't have a single white hair - the outcome of spiritual guidance no doubt!"
"Don't be facetious besides its an occupational hazard - the Sharifs have only recently stopped colouring their hair, I guess hair colour is not their priority while in jail and Zardari sahib too likes his hair a certain colour that..."
"Now who is being facetious anyway the fiery Khan went off to Qatar and granted that we need money from wherever we can get it but the fact of the matter is that with smouldering public anger after the Sahiwal tragedy any elected prime minister would have requested and been granted by friendly Qatar to defer the visit by three to four days and this is precisely what Khan would have said during the tenure of the previous administrations..."
"The Khan may have thought if he didn't go as scheduled the money offer may be withdrawn!"
"So he allowed his humanity to be outweighed by need for loans?"
"Maybe he needs some spiritual guidance on..."
"Stop being facetious, besides Khan's Wasim Akram nee The Buzz was present at home..."
"The Buzz maybe useful if no women are involved, remember how he had to go to the doctor after he injured the right side of his body trying to put as much distance on the small sofa with Ms Kaur during the Kartarpur ceremonies as he possibly could, and then he has no clue that you don't give flowers to children period, not when they are well and not when they are ill and especially not when those under you have murdered their parents in front of them and...."
"Besides children are not going to respond or feel honoured if a prime minister leave alone the chief minister comes to visit them in hospital...."
"Ah that was for the cameras - but maybe The Buzz needs to go on a chief minister do's and don'ts course and..."
"And maybe so does The Khan."